So, this is completely off topic, but I had to post it. I received a spam message the other day that had me in stitches from its creative butchery of the English language. The entire message was:
Subject: Lengthen your device length and become sex giant.
Your girl shack up with your friend that's why you're alone.
His male device is bigger than yours and this is the main reason of leave.
Don't warry chap. At present you can change your life to the good. Increase your aggregate size and you will forget about troubles.
This is your chance to change your sexual life.
Brilliant. That's the only word I have to describe it. It gives me a new idea for a game: Spammer Refrigerator Poetry.